What happens to the scores of unemployed wookies, Jedi, and clone troopers? We take a look at the Road Beyond.

Spike Frohmeyer - "You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?"

Blair Krank - "I'm bringing home Enriqué!"
Luther Krank - "What's a reeké?"

Luther Krank - "Smoked trout?"
Nora Krank - "It's better than frozen pizza."
Luther Krank - "What happened to the hickory honey ham?"
Nora Krank - "Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again."

Vic Frohmeyer - "Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!"

Nora Krank - "Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise."
Luther Krank - "Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken."
Daisy - "You look like a corpse."

Nora Krank - "What are you doing? It's not even Thursday night."

Spike Frohmeyer - "Boy, you guys sure are KRANKY!"
Vic Frohmeyer - "Yeah. I'd sure hate to have CHRISTMAS with you!"
Mayor Stevens - "CHRISTMAS with the KRANKS!? Sounds too hysterical and riotous!"
Little Jimmy - "I agree with the Mayor on this matter."

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The Willow Tree
Posted By Chris	12/3/2007
The Willow Tree, the second installment in Tom Silvestro's Air, Land, & Sea Trilogy has been released for your viewing pleasure.
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Posted By Chris	11/7/2007
Our newest sketch comedy venture Escape Pod Films has launched! Go there and drink in the funny! Then admit to your drinking problem.