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What a Girl Wants
What a Girl Wants 4/6/2003
by Tommer

I think this girl wants something.
I think this girl wants something.
What does a girl want? Is it flowers? Chocolate? A George Forman grill? It turns out that according to the new smash hit movie "What a Girl Wants," girls just want an all-expense paid trip to London where they can engage in PG friendly romantic comedy high-jinx. This movie is cute, folks! It's like a cuteness sundae with equal scoops "Amelie," "Maid in Manhattan," "Ghost Dad," and a hearty dollup of "Winning London" - arguably the "Sgt. Pepper" of the Olsen twins movies ("Holiday in the Sun" being their ill-conceived "Voodoo Lounge" debacle). Amanda Bynes stars as "the girl who wants something" and from what I can gleam from the trailer, she's quite charming and comely - like a young Katie Holmes! Anyway, she goes to London to live with her father played by some guy who, distractingly, uses a British accent the whole time. Hey buddy, this ain't Shakespeare! Get with the times, man! Besides the hoity toity accents, this movie's a winner. I can't wait to see it!

On a side note, I hear the Brits are helping us with the "war thingie." Good for them! I guess I can now end my Spice Girls boycott.
 
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