Free Horsie Rides Productions
Menu
Escape Pod Films
Jeremy's Daily Fun Facts
I wish I was a dog. Cause I wanna poop on your rug.
Corn Dog - Comic Strip
New! 3/12/2008
I Am a Host at the Olive Garden
Read From the Start
Bruce Vilanch Seal of Comedy Writing Excellence
AddThis Social Bookmark Button
My Favorite Quotes from
My Favorite Quotes from "Christmas with the Kranks" 12/21/2007
by Tom

A hilarious family comedy!
A hilarious family comedy!
Spike Frohmeyer - "You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?"

Blair Krank - "I'm bringing home Enriqué!"
Luther Krank - "What's a reeké?"

Luther Krank - "Smoked trout?"
Nora Krank - "It's better than frozen pizza."
Luther Krank - "What happened to the hickory honey ham?"
Nora Krank - "Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again."

Vic Frohmeyer - "Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!"

Nora Krank - "Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise."
Luther Krank - "Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken."
Daisy - "You look like a corpse."

Nora Krank - "What are you doing? It's not even Thursday night."

Spike Frohmeyer - "Boy, you guys sure are KRANKY!"
Vic Frohmeyer - "Yeah. I'd sure hate to have CHRISTMAS with you!"
Mayor Stevens - "CHRISTMAS with the KRANKS!? Sounds too hysterical and riotous!"
Little Jimmy - "I agree with the Mayor on this matter."

 
Read Previous No Next
 
My Favorite Quotes from "Christmas with the Kranks" by Tom12/21/2007
What are Americans most thankful for this Thanksgiving? by Chris & Tom11/20/2007
New Yankee Candle scents for the fall by Tom & Jon9/24/2007
How are we cheering up America? by Tom & Chris9/11/2007
How should Bush & Putin make nice nice? by Jon6/7/2007
2007 Summer Movie Tagline Preview by Chris and Tom5/30/2007
Shocking Unknown (And Entirely Factual) NASA Scandals! by Tom5/1/2007
Who should get Anna Nicole's baby? by Jon2/13/2007
Things Overheard From the Audience During Michael Richards' Recent Stand-up Act by Chris & Tom11/21/2006
Rumsfeld Retirement Plans by Chris and Tom11/8/2006
Facts About Christopher Columbus You Never Knew! by Chris and Tom10/9/2006
How the world is remembering Steve Irwin by Chris and Tom9/13/2006
Mel Gibson's Greatest Accomplish-
ments by Chris and Tom		7/31/2006
What caused the Brooklyn warehouse fire of '06? by Chris and Tom5/2/2006
8 Things I hate about the Easter Bunny by Jon4/13/2006
How are we preparing for the coming bird flu? by Chris and Tom3/16/2006
Why did Don Knotts die? by Tom & Chris2/27/2006
How should the Sunni's & Shiites resolve their long conflict? by Jon2/23/2006
What was Cheney Aiming for? & Did he hit it? by Jon2/14/2006
What else will the NFL be organizing for the half-time show? by Jon2/3/2006
What terrifies the modern day Jon Wellington? by Jon12/29/2005
Jon's Periodic Boring lies by Jon12/21/2005
New hip lines to help you bone chicks!!!!! by Jon11/29/2005
What are you stuffing your Turkey with this Thanksgiving? by Jon11/22/2005
What's in store for Daniel Craig, the new James Bond? by Tom10/18/2005
What's been canceled due to rain? by Chris and Tom10/13/2005
How people are welcoming back the sport of Hockey by Jon10/5/2005
What are we beta testing? by Tom & Chris9/27/2005
How are we helping in the Katrina relief effort? by Chris & Tom9/13/2005
How is Dom Deluise celebrating his birthday? by Tom & Chris8/1/2005
How are nerds remembering James Doohan? by Tom & Chris7/21/2005
Why is '7th Heaven' still on the air? by Chris7/15/2005
Why did "Herbie: Fully Loaded" fail to lure moviegoers? by Tom and Chris7/7/2005
Deep Throat Revealed! Who else has a secret identity? by Chris & Tom6/2/2005
What's in George Lucas's beard today? by By Tom & Chris5/16/2005
Why is Katie Holmes going out with Tom Cruise? by Tom5/9/2005
New Xbox 360 Features by Tom & Chris5/2/2005
New pope brings changes to Catholic church. by Chris and Tom4/24/2005
How will having a baby change Britney Spears? by FHR Staff4/19/2005
Where isa da Popa now? by FHR Staff4/4/2005
2005 Oscar Surprises! by FHR Staff3/3/2005
New "Queer Eye" Spinoffs: by Jeremy2/9/2005
What awaits America in 2005? by Chris1/4/2005
Surprises from Bob Dylan's 60 Minutes interview by Chris & Tom12/9/2004
What the fuck is going on in Ukraine? by Chris & Tom11/30/2004
What's on the table for this Thanks - giving? by Chris & Tom11/22/2004
What will Colin Powell be doing next? by Chris and Tom11/15/2004
Now that the elections are over, what will we vote on? by FHR Staff11/5/2004
On SNL, why were Ashlee Simpson's vocals audible even though she clearly wasn't singing? by Chris and Tom10/28/2004
WHAT IS THE RED SOX CURSE? by Jeremy & Tom10/14/2004
With the success of Space Ship One test flights, what will the proposed $200,000 ticket price include? by FHR Staff10/5/2004
Why is Jay Leno quitting the Tonight Show in 2009? by Chris & Tom9/28/2004
Why is Cat Stevens not allowed in America? by Jeremy9/24/2004
Why is God punishing Florida with hurricanes? by Chris and Tom9/14/2004
Daddy, what's wrong with Bill Clinton's heart? by Tom and Chris9/8/2004
What's new about this Windows XP SP 2? by Chris8/26/2004
Rejected Olympic Events by Tom and Chris8/18/2004
What is the suprise ending of The Village? by Tom and Chris8/11/2004
Tom's Fun Fact by Tommer8/6/2004
Why are we not seeing 'Catwoman' ? by Chris & Tom7/26/2004
How are we cooling off this summer? by Tom7/21/2004
Possible Targets of Terror by Jeremy und Chris7/12/2004
Why did Marlon Brando die? by Chris and Tom7/5/2004
Biggest Surprises in Fahrenheit 9/11 by Tom6/27/2004
WHAT ARE WE DOING IN SPACE NOW? by Jeremy6/21/2004
5 things that are better than 'Garfield: The Movie' by Chris6/14/2004
Ronald Reagan's Greatest Accomplishments by Tom6/6/2004
Harry Potter 3 Film Deviates From Novel by Chris and Jeremy6/1/2004
Why did we see the movie "Troy"? by Tommer5/19/2004
Why isn’t Gerard Depardieu dead? by Jeremy5/12/2004
HOW AMERICA SAID GOODBYE TO ‘FRIENDS’ by Jeremy5/7/2004
What are we doing this Easter? by Tommer4/11/2004
Day After April Fools by Chris3/31/2004
Trump Whips Out Some New Phrases by Chris3/21/2004
Oscar™ Surprises by Chris2/25/2004
Valentine's Day Alternatives by Tommer2/14/2004
What Miss Jackson didn't expose at Half-time: by Jeremy2/3/2004
What are our New Year's resolutions? by Tommer1/4/2004
Best Pick-up Lines Ever! by Jeremy12/8/2003
Why is Jerry Lewis so goddamn fat? by Tommer11/19/2003
November Sweeps Highlights by Tommer11/10/2003
Candy Slogans That Don't Work by Jeremy10/28/2003
Megman robot enemies that didn’t make the cut. by Jon10/20/2003
Why did Arnold win? by Tommer10/9/2003
What's NASA spending billions of dollars on now? by Tommer9/30/2003
Least Threatening Hurricane Names by Tommer9/7/2003
New Versus Movies by Tommer8/18/2003
Least Popular Amusement Park Rides by Tommer8/12/2003
"Gigli" Excuses by Tommer8/6/2003
What are we not saying to our cats? by Tommer7/29/2003
Sleep Tips For a Brighter Shut Eye by Tommer7/16/2003
How are we explaining our sudden Monkey Pox? by Tommer7/1/2003
What TV pilots aren't being picked up for the fall? by Tommer5/26/2003
Least likely places the image of jesus would magically appear by Tommer5/18/2003
Unforgettable Series Finales by Tommer5/6/2003
Latest Catch Phrases by Chris4/29/2003
Food Preparation Tips by Tommer4/23/2003
What can we learn from the homeless? by Tommer4/18/2003
Possible Titles for the Sixth Installment of by Tommer4/17/2003
New England’s Greatest Accomplishments Prior to Winning '02 Super Bowl by Tommer4/13/2003
Least Popular Women’s College Basketball Team Names by Tommer4/13/2003
Cable Television Highlights for Tonight by Tommer4/8/2003
Possible Names for the War by Tommer3/18/2003

©2001-2007 Free Horsie Rides Productions, Web Site Design by Quality Web Solutions Inc.
Warning: Jeremy's Daily Fun Facts are neither fun nor factual.