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9/24/2003 |
by Jon
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Doug E. Doug is Good E. Good
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Hello my friends, as a part of my parole agreement with the judge I must now do charity work in some of my writings. So in co ordinance I have created these two fun time matching games to improve learning skills for all the young kids that visit this site every day. Ready, 1, 2, 3, LEARN!!…..
FUN-TIME-ACTION-GAME 1.
Match these dead celebrities named John to their television shows or movies.
1. John Candy............a. Grease
2. John Ritter...........b. The Hunted
3. Johnny Cash...........c. The Simirilian
4. J.R.R Tolkien.........d. The Pope Channel
5. John Lennon...........e. Cool Runnings
6. John Belushi..........f. Animal House
7. Olivia Newton-John*...g. Hell Town
8. John Paul.............h. Problem Child
9. John Wayne............i. Jailhouse Rock
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Hmmmmm.
10. John Presley.........j. Lennon: Live In New York
*Technically alive, but career is dead.
FUN-TIME-ACTION-GAME 2
Now match the celebrities named John to the hilarious ways they perished.
1. John Candy..........a. Heart-Valve Explosion
2. John Ritter.........b. Overdose on Coke and Ecstasy.
3. Johnny Cash.........c. Eaten by Panda Bears (Hopefully)
4. JRR Tolkien*........d. Toilet Monsters
5. John Lennon.........e. Knifed by Jesus
6. John Belushi........f. Herpes
7. Olivia Newton-John..g. Sweet Lady H
8. John Paul...........h. Cheese Sandwich
9. John Wayne..........i. Yoko Ono
10. John Presley.......j. Diabetes
Answers: Game1 1.E 2.H 3.B 4.C 5.J 6.F 7.A 8.D 9.G 10.I Game 2 1.H 2.A 3.J 4.B 5.I 6.G 7.C 8.E 9.F 10.D
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