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Transform yourself into something meaningful.
Transform yourself into something meaningful. 10/30/2003
by Jon

Boo
Boo
A short list of suggested costumes for Halloween, for the best costume is one that not even Jesus himself can explain.


A light switch
Cardboard
A VCR
Mouse pad
The physical act of clapping
Drunk (Costume limited to five years of age or younger for optimum hilarity and horror)
Todd Rundgren
A non-crippled Stephen hawking
One boob
A loaf of bread
Salsa
A Traffic cone
A bucket of soda
Chinese food container
Chortle
Game Genie
A DVD Cleaning kit
Invisible
Chalk
Cellophane
A bottle of FeBreeze
Hitler
Your unborn child

Happy Hunting my friends

-Jon Wellington



 
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