| The Granite Safe!!!! |
7/14/2005 |
by Jon
And so it has come to this. After many years of defending my home land against the forces of evil with my comrades beside me, I am left to do it alone. Left, to face the scourges of the evil spirits that attempt to enter and thwart my beautiful country. Mr. Prine, or “Defacto squadron leader of sexy defense” has decided to move his defensive skills elsewhere, leaving me, always #2 in command now number one of the Granite State Defensive squadron. I want to let all of you who have left know that your home state is safe and also tell the current residents of the old man state, HAVE NO FEAR, CALM DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! Your state is secure.
I have to admit, when I found myself alone at first, I was nervous. There are a lot of monsters and wildlife that find its way into our home, finding the courage to defend it on my own is a lot like a retard in a baby factory...well...I’m not really sure how that fits but you get my point.
I WILL DEFEND THIS STATE. When those who have left it return for a holiday, to visit family, to remember old times, or too poke fun at the place that looks like Vermont upside down, right behind them will be me, defending them, with flame, guns, swords, courage, knives, sticks, and dolphins.
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