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10/30/2007 |
by Jon
In the tradition of all Hallows Eve (and my lack of ideas for a “real” article this week) I present to you a list of perspective costumes that you and your loved ones can “get all up into” or however the saying goes (I don’t speak black person).
“For the best costume is one that not even Jesus himself can explain.” –Jon Wellington 10/30/2003
Transformer (kind person transforms into a complete asshole) otherwise known as “Hug & Punch”
Care Bear with Bird Flu
Middle aged trophy wife in SUV on Cell phone (don’t forget the vanity plate!)
Fatherless version of yourself
Box o’ Condoms
White Barack Obama
Black Hillary Clinton
The letter “R”
Any character from “Stomp the Yard”
A Parking Space
Sega Dreamcast
That uncomfortable moment when your step-mom catches you masturbating to a picture of her daughter.
Boy who has Leukemia with hope of survival
Boy who has Leukemia with no hope for survival
Caboose
Plankton
Cheese
A Gay Falcor…wait wait wait!...Just Falcor.
Happy Hunting my friends.
-Jon Wellington
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