Don't move! Their vision is based on color...so I guess you can move

Don’t worry little Tabitha, you’ll be ok. As long as you keep a wide berth around these people they should never be able to harm you. They’re not werewolves or vampires, not even foreigners but the dreaded lowlifes that walk our planet everyday with no one putting their foot down to stop them.

Fear?

I sure hope not! After years of dealing with these “creatures” I have found that it is easy to spot them and even easier to stop them. We have a lot to fear in this world boys and girls, but not these atrocities, these “oversights” these…color blind.

Frankly I don’t even like calling them “color blind” it equates them to often to just regular blind people who are quite amazing and have done wondrous things for this world. Color Blind humans also don’t have normal feelings like regular blind people and normal seeing people have. What they “feel” is more hollow and empty than any creature on the planet has experienced. They try their best imitation of human but it is all for naught, we see right through them.

The worst part of this overall problem is that we have accepted them into our world without much trial. I believe this is because they mask in so well with everyday normal people. There is neither a sign they have to wear nor strange twitch they possess which would make location and extraction a much simpler task. We have to take exceptional measures to locate the color blind in our neighborhood. Color Blindness is caused mainly by genetics, which means they are breeding; a very bad sign. It can also be caused by nerve, eye or, you guessed it, brain damage. Ruined brains traveling our world freely, it’s disgusting. What is even more disturbing are the “powers” that color blind people can attain. Did you know that they are more capable of discerning certain camouflages making it more difficult for our armed forces to take them down? They are like the mutants in X-Men, and if you re-call that situation, it ended with a rebellion that resulted in an incredible amount of death, destruction and a tragically horrible third installment.

The first step I suggest is purchasing a red car. The first person that hits you obviously could not see you, as color blind are unable to perceive or believe in the color red, and is guilty of being a color blind freak. Take them down immediately, with whatever means necessary. A more elaborate plan in a home or office setting is too release toxic nerve gas at a certain time of the day. However, before you do this give everyone a red sheet of paper with the evacuation time printed in green. The ones left at their desk will die but they will also be color blind…or illiterate. However! Even this plan is not fool proof because color blindness can also be caused by an exposure to chemicals giving them possible immunity to toxins. Best bet is too release the toxins and then burn the home or office to the ground. This should ensure an effective 100 % eradication of your color blind infestation.

The main goal is stay vigil and alert. Your best friend, your mother, even you may be color blind and not be aware. Get yourself tested and vaccinated at the earliest possible opportunity. I would support screening potential spouses also, for what in the hell would you do if you had a color blind freak baby. Not even an orphanage will take those. In the meantime, post the following message everywhere you can, but obviously in appropriate color coordination.

GOOD LUCK MY BROTHERS & SISTERS!

UNITE THE FORCES OF THE PERFECT SIGHTED AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THOSE WHO CANNOT ENJOY COLOR!!!