| Questions of the Day |
1/22/2008 |
by Jon
I went to work on MLK day. Does that make me a racist?
I went to work on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. My company didn’t celebrate it as a natural holiday, I had to go to work. I had no choice. I swear to you I am not a racist. I am fully aware that MLK day is a sacred holiday where I should reflect on all of the strides that Marty Luthe made for…America? I would say he made strides for all of us, but honestly, being a white man, I feel more hatred towards my skin than ever before. I’m a newbie at this, I just found out that I was responsible for most peoples problems because I am white. No wonder we white people mostly hangout in New England and northern regions, our pale weak skin camouflages with the snow quite nicely making us disappear quite nicely among the ski lodges and antique stores.
Will I be the one to lead the nation…with my super powers.
It could be the cold brutal winter beating down on us currently, or it could be that I just got into the show Heroes and have become slightly obsessed. But I do believe my friends that the eclipse of the sun has also given me powers. Powers of Static electricity! I got this new Jacket for Christmas, it is made of wool and power! All I have to do is where it for around 5 minutes and anything metal I touch will be ignited. It is cool and scary, hot and cold, but most of all its…wait what? Oh shit, everybody my 2 minute scene is ending they have to go to another hero real quick, shit…I have to have something dramatic to say to end my section of the show and keep the people wanting more…BOOBIES, the next time you see me! BOOBBIIIIEESSS!
Can I have a fuckin Donut?
Over the last 3 years I have lost 270 lbs. Now can I just have a donut already?!
Fuck this, see you next week.
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