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Billie the loneliest cloud
Billie the loneliest cloud 10/14/2008
by Jon

I'm Billie and I'm the loneliest cloud
I got no friends with me tonight
Just me and the moon
Won't talk to me though
Guess I think he's better than me
May be he is
I got the stars though
But the moon shines to bright I can't quite see them
Too bad
Oh
looks like I'm dissipating
goodbyyyyyyyyeeee
 
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