"Reservoir Tykes" (WB Kids)

How bloody can a children’s cartoon be? Very! Baby White, Baby Pink, Baby Nice Guy Eddie, and the rest of the Reservoir Tykes are all here in this cartoon from Executive Producer Quentin Tarantino: "Alright so like, I’ve always loved ‘Muppet Babies,’ but it just didn’t have enough torture and gratuitous swearing, ya know? So, like, I made this cool toon for the little motherfuckers."

"Michael Jackson's I Love Children (But Not In That Way) Variety Hour" (ABC Family)

Each week Michael Jackson uses his singing, dancing and bizarre behavior to convince America that he's not a twisted pervert.

"Theodore!" (HBO)

HBO is gonna have Sopranos fans waking the dead this summer in HBO’s new animated series. When a science experiment goes haywire at Roosevelt high school in Maryland things get historic when who should come back from the Dead but our 26th U.S. president Theodore Roosevelt. In an age built for the future he’s lost in the past. Watch him stumble as he tries to adapt to the food, women and needs of the future as he teaches young Simon what it means to be a man. Get ready to re-elect laughter when you meet the funniest dead guy in town: Theodore!

"The O’Reilly Factor (On Ether)" (FAUX News)

Conservative talk-show host Bill O’Reilly is on an ether binge. Watch him interview imaginary characters like Gandalf the Grey and Piglet about foreign policy and health care. He’s actually alone in a dark bathroom, but don’t tell him that!

"Time Wallop" (FX)

What does a urologist, wedding store manager and the owner of a porn store have in common? Hilarity!! This fall, three unbelievable characters go on some unbelievable adventures. The fun begins when a urologist discovers an ancient machine in the deep woods of Africa. What he doesn't know is that he has found the world's only time machine. Now, along with a dueling bride store manager and adult book store owner (who are madly in love with each other), join forces as they go on roundabout adventures through time fixing nature's mistakes... and sometimes their own! Get ready to set your alarm clock on action as we suck on a lollipop of pure belly shakers. Join our crew this summer on a never ending cotton candy spool of fun. The urologist, the bride store manager and the owner of a porn shop bring you: Time Wallop.

"Sex and the Country" (HBO)

Bobby-Sue and her friends explore the single lives of women in Hicksville, AL. From courting vermin to bedding kin-folk, modern Southern dating has never seemed so complicated!