Bruce Vilanch Seal of Comedy Writing Excellence

Acclaimed writer/actor/Hollywood Squares regular/furry funnyman Bruce Vilanch started the Bruce Vilanch Comedy Writing Foundation in 1985 and its members are a who's who of comedy greatness: Jay Leno, Paul Reiser, Rosie O'Donnell, Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, and the current president, Whoopi Goldberg.

In 1996, Mr. Vilanch started handing out awards for comedy writing excellence on the internet. Past winners include: www.mulletcentral.com, www.viagra-chewtoy.com, www.lewinsky.net, www.AmIGayOrNot.com, and www.ePray.com, a wonderful parody site of the popular eBay, but with fake Jesus items up for sale. Free Horsie Rides is proud to be the 2003 winner for this presitigious award.

Vilanch, paused briefly before making another dick joke

"I once had a free horsie ride...My ass was pounding for weeks!" noted Vilanch who then giggled hysterically at his own joke.